This is KittyPerdido. He's a nice kitty, though somewhat dim and very shy.

Meet the Moochers

Upon close examination of this furry whirl,
one can discern an overfed squirrel.

Mr Possum is something of a loser
by virtue of being such a chronic moocher.

Here is the cat known as Mr Scruffy,
who we've photographed eating himself puffy.