Oh well everyone has an exit strategy!
- amicable & honest human resources lady at dot-com ex-employer
Exit Strategies
2006.12.02
- corner the market on self-separating rainbow jello
2005.08.15
- high-temperature lipstick
- doesn't melt in the Florida summer heat!
- farm lavender
2005.07.11
- housesit for people who want:
- their house remodeled
yet are too paranoid to leave the crew unsupervised in their homes with all their valuable crap
yet need to go to work every day to pay for the whole damn thing
- translate foreign travel guides on the United States into english
- career counselor
2005.06.11
- Make my fortune in real estate with no money down and shitty credit by attending a Cash Flow Generator workshop, taught by twin dwarves
2005.06.10
- get rich from my new invention: combination cellphone-breathalyzer-urine drug test. n
- not an exit strategy, really, but a great gadget for any suburban youth
2005.06.06
- company on-site laser eye surgery
- outfit old RV with even older dentist's chair, laser equipment, tie-down straps, fire extinguisher
- camp out in parking lot of google and yahoo
I could name it In A Flash! and franchise the business after a month or two
2005.06.02
start factory to produce lactose-free cream (for lactose-free ice cream!)
Older ExitStrategies
(but not yet totally rejected)
- go back to school and study X (whatever)
- supply broadband internet connection to rich people who live up in the hills
- use salvaged telecomm equipment from failed startups
- farm loofah sponges
- Restaurant serving nothing but smoked baby-back ribs and grape soda
- uncertified electrician
- win the goddamn lottery
- you can't win if you don't play