The Black Contrail

In August of 2002, I camped in the mountains above the coast of Big Sur. Here's a picture of our campsite.

Looking at the sky, I saw one of them pesky airplanes. It wasn't black, but having anything fly overhead makes me paranoid. Alarmingly, this airplane was releasing a chemtrail. The gubmint uses airplanes to release nasty chemicals and germs on its peoples, especially the wacko, whiny people living on the coast of California. It's not clear what the gubmint has to gain by making its own people sick, but I know this is all true-- I read it on the "internets."

Even more alarmingly, the plane was preceded by a faint, black contrail! The Lord meant contrails to follow airplanes, not the other way around, so clearly I was witnessing something unnatural. Luckily, I had a camera. Follow the white contrail from the upper left corner of the picture. The white contrail ends in the cloud bank. You can see a faint, black contrail continuing along the same path.

In order to emphasize the black contrail, I converted the image to BW and equalized it. The black contrail is very obvious. Nobody can accuse me of being high on crack at the time.

Minutes after the airplane flew overhead, I felt strange--as if I needed a beer.

For lunch, Adam tried to make us eat a brownish-red goo. He called this concoction moose goo, but I recognized it as a biological agent for mind control. Does Adam fly around in a black helicopter?

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